Liam was crying again this morning.

Why? what happened?

He kept saying he didn't want to be fed to a tree.

Fed to a tree? where'd he get that idea?

Said something ab██ ███ ███him █ ███ ███ ███ ███. didn't really understand what he meant, but it sounded pretty strange.

Forreal? i'll ████ ███ █████ ██.

Hell, the last thing I need is kids getting scared of trees now.